FeaturedCommentsMy research says you must be an alien... appearantley no true human can be so perfect at art and writing and still be able to respond to every comment - no matter how stupid - and still friendly.
So, just out of curiosity, do you come from Mercury? No! Maybe a distant galaxy. You're too perfect to be from our Solar System. Annddd your art is even better (I have no idea how that's possible... buuuuttt) plus, yar friendliness. Here! I'll prove it! *throws research* It kind of helps when I don't actually get very many comments... Unless a DD is involved and then suddenly INBOX SPAMMED. XD
Ohgosh I woke up to over 100 messages today as opposed to the usual 1 or 2 and I'm still trying to wrap my mind around it. WELL IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW, I'M FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. I crawled through the crack between seconds and decided this place looks pretty ballin', yo. lol, I can imagine your inbox.
GOD DAMN IT. *throws research away* You're from another dimension? My research is a lie. I know right! Kids throwin' balls at your windows yo. I woke up to over 100 messages.
And have proceeded to get over 400 over the course of the day HALP. WELL GOSH SORRY. Should have research'd harder. |